Men’s Total Health
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What is Men’s Total Health?
Men’s Total Health is a men’s health clinic at 3829 Veterans Memorial Blvd., Suite 101-B, Metairie, LA 70002. You can call (504) 777-7590. It is a physical office with private consult rooms and an on-site lab. Its main work is men’s hormone care, including low testosterone treatment and erectile dysfunction services. It also offers a weight management program, NAD+ and IV therapy, platelet rich plasma, acoustic wave therapy and micro-needling.
The weight management program names three medications: semaglutide (Ozempic/Wegovy), tirzepatide (Mounjaro) and sermorelin acetate, a peptide. The program includes check-ins with the provider at set intervals. In its own words: "provider supervised, individualized program designed to help anyone, and everyone reach his or her specific weight loss goals." The clinic serves men from across the New Orleans metro, naming Kenner, River Ridge, Harahan and the Northshore. Google lists it as a medical clinic with a 4.6 rating from 41 reviews.
This listing is for its Metairie office at 3829 Veterans Memorial Blvd Ste. 101-B.
What does it cost?
It does not publish prices. The clinic offers a free consultation, where the team listens to your concerns and reviews your symptoms. It accepts most major insurance plans, and its team handles the billing. It does not name which plans, so check whether yours covers the service you want before you book. The clinic does not state whether medication is included in the weight program fee, and it does not mention membership terms, cancellation, financing or lab costs.
What should you ask before you book?
Ask who writes the prescription. The clinic describes its providers as board-certified physicians and nurse practitioners, but it does not name the person who prescribes. Ask for a name and the credentials in writing.
For the weight program, ask whether the monthly fee includes the medication. Ask whether semaglutide and tirzepatide would be the brand-name products or compounded versions. The same question applies to the testosterone injections, which the clinic calls pharmaceutical-grade, and to the sermorelin.
Ask what the hormone panel, follow-up visits and retesting cost, since the clinic describes regular monitoring but does not price it. Ask what the 24/7 men’s health helpline is and whether a clinician answers. Ask whether any follow-up can be done by video, because telehealth is not mentioned. Ask for office hours, which are not listed, and ask how cancellation and refunds work for any program fee.
Who is it a good fit for?
This is a good fit if you want in-person care in Metairie and are ready to get the prices, medication details and prescriber’s name in writing before you pay. It is a weaker fit if you need a published price list or want to know who will prescribe before you call.
Sources: menstotalhealth.net, menstotalhealth.net/our-services/weight-management-program, menstotalhealth.net/our-services/low-testosterone-treatment
Services Offered
What we confirmed
Read off Men’s Total Health’s own website on 2026-10-14. These are their words, not ours.
- ✓Medical weight loss — listed on their site as “MTH’s weight management protocol is a provider supervised, individualized program designed to help anyone, and everyone reach his or her specific weight loss goals.” source
- ✓Hormone therapy — listed on their site as “We deliver pharmaceutical-grade testosterone injections , customized to your body’s unique needs.” source
- ✓Peptide therapy — listed on their site as “Sermorelin Acetate” source
We have not yet collected published prices or prescriber credentials for this clinic. When we do, they will appear here with a link to the page they came from — or a note saying the clinic publishes none, which is itself worth knowing. Call them for a price in the meantime.